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Nō 1 FAST Cars Nowadays cars with extreme speed known as ''super cars'' are now the world trend. Today i'll be talking about the Koenigsegg One Like the name implies, it has been rated as the fastest car. The Koenigsegg One:1 is expected to be faster than the Bugatti Veyron and Hennessey Venom GT with designers expecting it go 0-200mph in 20 seconds. With a five-litre V8 engine and 1,322 bhp, the latest four-wheeler to push the speed limits is said to be the "world's first megacar". It is is called the One:1 because it has a power-to-weight ratio of 1:1 – it weighs 1340kg and produces 1322 brake horsepower (1340 metric horsepower). Koenigsegg have said they have already sold its only five models, which cost an enormous £1.67million to make each Yet Koenigsegg believe the new model will live up to its expectations as the world's fastest. Speaking to Top Gear at the show, spokesman Andreas Petre said: "We'd like to do a top ...
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ss LAUGH AND LAUGH AGAIN Ghost 1: Hey Ghost 2: Hey Ghost 1: How did you die?? Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in a refrigerator. At first, i was chilling, then, i started freezing, and then, i couldn't breathe again... i died of suffocation. Ghost 1: Wow.... what a sad way to die. Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die? Ghost 1: I died of heart attack. Ghost 2: What happened? Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. i came back home and saw a man's pair of shoes. then, i rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. i knew there was a man in the house coz my neighbor told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, i started running and searching the whole house. i searched in the kid's room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning. i couldn't find him and i was very tired of running, so i got a heart attack. . Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If u would have checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!!!:-) A Te...